What you need

--First, an iPhone. Of the sshed and jailbroken variety. Also, kill commcenter by moving the LaunchDaemon plist out of the directory.
--Some trusty case opener tools(read: guitar picks) Read one of the many tutorials available online for taking apart your phone.
--A soldering iron. This should've cost you more than $10.
--Fine pitch wire. I used magnet wire salvaged from a little motor.
--An unlock switch. The bigger and more badass, the better. Or if you are cheap, wire cutters :-)
--A red bull. This requires concentration, something I don't have without Red Bull.